Wednesday, April 8, 2009

Meeting Tonight!

Gentlemen!

For your pleasure, we will be meeting tonight at The Globe Pub (1934 Irving Park Road) at 7pm.

If you have not attended a meeting before it generally consists of us bearded fellows (and sometimes non-bearded ladies) conversing about the majesty of facial hair while imbibing ourselves on The Globe Pub's wonderful beer selection and bar food.

Please join us!

tom

Thursday, March 12, 2009

CLBG Now on Facebook!

We're keeping up with the times, my friends. If you're on Facebook, come join our group. Perhaps you want to express to the virtual world your love for beards or perhaps you haven't been able to join in at our monthly meetings but still want to celebrate your beard or moustache in a digital manner. Show your support by joining the Chicago League of Bearded Gentlemen Facebook group.

Tuesday, March 10, 2009

Next Meeting -- Wednesday, March 11

Gentlemen!

Our next meeting will be held tomorrow at 7pm at The Globe Pub on Irving Park Road. Come share a brew and chat about beards and moustaches and how wonderful it is to own one!

Wednesday, March 4, 2009

UPDATE: World Beard & Moustache Championship

Gentlemen!

Here are some updates from Phil Olson (Beard Team USA Pres.) regarding travel and accommodations for the WBMC as well as some upcoming local competitions leading up to the big bout. Also, we've got a bit of pre-WBMC smack talk going on between our bearded brethren in Austin, Texas and Anchorage, Alaska.

With less than three months to go until the next World Beard and Moustache Championships, Austin (Texas) Facial Hair Club MVP and Beard Team USA member Bryan Nelson, who sports a bright red Texas-sized beard, is on a mission to dethrone full-beard-natural world champ and BTUSA teammate Jack Passion in Anchorage this May. It seems Jack (known to his fans as "the Pash") had the audacity to suggest that his own beard might be better than that of Texas' patron saint Billy Gibbons from ZZ Top. The AFHC and Bryan consider the honor of the Lone Star State at stake. Meanwhile 2003 FBN world champ and BTUSA member David Traver, who is a founder of the South Central Alaska Beard Club, host of the WBMC 09, reminds everyone that in Alaska "Texas-sized" means "small." Game on! If you would like to comment, you can do so here: http://usabeard.blogspot.com.

TRAVEL:
If you are dying to make it to the WBMC but feel you don't have enough time or the money, here is what you need to do. Hitchhike, ride your bike, or teleport yourself to Minneapolis on May 22. Take Northwest Airline's non-stop flight to Anchorage. Spend three nights in Anchorage at the Spendard Hostel (www.alaskahostel.org). Return to Minneapolis on Northwest on Monday, May 26, which is Memorial Day so you don't have to work or go to school anyway. Airfare: $368 round-trip, including tax. Lodging: $25 per night at the hostel. Entry into the WBMC on Saturday: $40. Friday night party and Alaska Grizzly Beard Contest: $15. Sunday's excursion to Portage Lake and Crow Creek Mine: $60. You can register online for the WBMC events athttp://www.akbeardclub.com/registrationopti.html.



WARM-UP CONTESTS:

March 6 -- Alexandria (see http://novabeard.blogspot.com/)

March 7 -- South Central Alaska Beard Club -- Anchorage. This is the Alaska State Beard and Moustache Competition that is part of the annual Miners' and Trappers Ball. See http://www.akbeardclub.com/index.html.

March 14 -- New York City Beard and Moustache Championships on (see www.nycbmc.com)

March 28 -- Beardsman.com Beard Contest, Dunedin Brewery, Dunedin, FL

May 8 -- First ever Beard-zoo and Competition, Kalamazoo, Michigan. Check out the blog at www.myspace.com/kzoobeards.


Friday, February 20, 2009

Beard-second

From Wikipedia:

The beard-second is a unit of length inspired by the light year, but used for extremely short distances such as those in nuclear physics. The beard-second is defined as the length an average beard grows in a second, or about 5 nanometers[1].

One beard-second equals 50 Ångströms (10-10 m).

Thursday, January 8, 2009

Optional Accessory

Here's a video I found on YouTube by ukulelezo.


Tuesday, December 9, 2008

Next Meeting -- Wednesday, December 11

Gentlemen!

We shall convene once again at The Globe Pub at 7pm on Wednesday, December 11 for our monthly gathering of bearded and moustachioed gentlemen! Anyone arriving with Flapwings will receive a free drink courtesy of me!